You know the odd thing about the car stereo thieves? They took all the sound stuff, all the CD's (including the Christian ones - even the compilation one I made for John) except the Jeff Buckley one I'd left in there and the new Oasis album (which had been in the CD player). They took the case for the Oasis album, but not the CD. Why didn't they take the CD?! It makes the experience more palatable, in a bizarre way. :)
Ali and I just exchanged Christmas presents, since John and I are heading back to Southend tomorrow. She bought me the special edition of the Gorillaz: Celebrity Takedown DVD! It's cool... I'll leave her to tell you what I bought her. Heh...
Hmm, that's an odd bit of spam: "Is your hospital really clean - now you can know." I didn't even know I had a hospital!
I wasn't sure whether I'd offended all male people with my "crude" choice on the boyfriend quiz. I was waiting for the site to start working again so that I could list the other choices! So here are all the questions and answers...
(Mark is obviously an exception to the "crude" thing, as is James. Nice people like them are why I can't decide on any of the quiz's options!)
What's your situation?
I've never had a boyfriend
I currently have a boyfriend
I used to have a boyfriend
I almost have a boyfriend
I ate my boyfriend
My answer: I've never had a boyfriend.
(I've had a stalker, mind you!)
Age:
Under 14
15-19
20-30
30-60
To perfection!
My answer: 20-30.
(23 to be exact.)
What's your favorite thing about yourself?
You're pretty
You're smart
You're tough
You're unique
My answer: You're smart.
(I'm not pretty or tough. Not sure about unique..!)
What's a good way to end a relationship?
The "lets be friends" technique
"Okay boys, raise your hand if I'm your girlfriend! Ooops... not so fast, Fred..."
Push him down and run!
Move to another city
My answer: the "let's be friends" technique.
(Although this is theoretical!)
Who picks your clothes out for you?
My friends
My self!
My mom
Somebody else
My answer: my self!
Pick one of these things you can do:
Change a spark plug
Install a hard drive
Re-wire a wall outlet
Make toast
My answer: install a hard drive.
(I can also make toast. And I could do the other things with instructions, probably.)
Why do you wear makeup?
I don't wear makeup, thankyouverymuch
Because it's fun to put on
Because I feel prettier
To conform to society's cruel standards
My answer: I don't wear makeup, thankyouverymuch.
What are you best at?
Cooking
Creating things
Being a good friend
Solving problems
Knowing things
My answer: being a good friend.
(I hope that's the case, anyway.)
What's the best thing about womanhood?
The clothing styles change more often
We're not as aggressive
We smell better
We're smarter
My answer: we smell better.
(I'm basing this mostly on the smell difference between my brother's room and mine!)
What's the worst thing about men?
Body hair!
They're crude
They think they know everything
They'll never understand women
My answer: they're crude.
(See, the choices are hard!)
And finally, have you ever kicked a man, poured kerosene on him, and set him on fire?
Yes!
No
Not entirely
My answer: no.
So that was that.
Back to Southend tomorrow..!
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