Tonight's episode of Enterprise had Keith Szarabajka in it, which reminded me that I still haven't written about Angel or Buffy or even K-PAX, for that matter. I'm not sure that I feel able to talk about such complicated things tonight. I may never talk about them..!

And yesterday I didn't say one word about the Spanish Grand Prix. Ooops. DC actually had a few exciting battles, and definitely earned his third place. He's having to fight for podium places much more than he's had to in ages. Possibly ever, since he came into F1 when Williams were great. Funny how things come around again, isn't it? Williams, I mean.

Kimi's rear wing fell off, which was odd. The Minardis had been having such severe wing falling off problems that they didn't even start the race! Sad. You'd have to be heartless not to cheer the Minardis. I remember when I was at the British Grand Prix cheering on the Fortis. Poor little yellow Fortis...

Oh, and Montoya ran the Williams Chief Mechanic's foot over! It was the mechanic's fault though. He lifted the lollipop, realised he'd done it too early, and stuck his foot in front of the car to stop it. (The fuel rig was still attached...) It was amusing reading his side of the story in the paper today. He said he knew it was a stupid thing to do! Oh well.

Michael Schumacher and his speedy Ferrari are too fast. If Rubens could finish some races we might have a bit of excitement in first place, but otherwise... Hmm.

I've recently been amused by how people have ended up here. Google searches are great, aren't they? When you search for my name this is the first Helen Berrington page that comes up. Which is kinda cool. I suppose there aren't many Helen Berringtons in the world, and I don't think I admitted to my real name on any of my other internet things. But I wonder who did the search? Who knows my real name? Maybe it was James, since he said he'd been impressed at being the first James Nicholls to come up on Google. Who knows. If you're reading this again you could tell me, I suppose. Post on the message board, or something. :-)

Looking at my Bravenet analysing tools, your internet provider is BT. Hmmmmmm.

People have also searched for:
Duane Benzie and the Phantom Menace
Duane Benzie Phantom Menace
Duane Benzie Spaced The Phantom Menace

And the funny thing is that all of these searches were carried out by different people. No-one searched for the actor's real name. Weird. Although I can't say it (or spell it), so maybe that's not so strange. But obviously all Spaced fans..? Good on you!

His name is Peter Serafinowicz. And now I have a Fight Club flashback. D'oh!

And someone who has BT as their provider, I think you came here for the first time from one of those searches. And you've returned to read more of my rubbish. I wonder why. *g*

The search for Ted and Alice was someone in Canada with AOL. So that could have been another Peter Serafinowicz fan. Heh.

I wonder if my peculiar ramblings have actually helped deal with whatever reason people were searching for him for? IYKWIM.

Someone searched for:
"Why the X-Box is"

Now that's an interesting seach. It has potential for all sorts of things, doesn't it? I said "why the X-Box is a failure" on here. Heh. Maybe it won't be a failure forever. It sounds like it has a lot going for it when it gets connected for online gaming. Anyway...

I think my favourite search is:
"Is Michael T Weiss gay?"

That was my rant on Jeffrey. Personally, I don't think he is. :-)

After all that, it would have been quicker to write about Angel and Buffy. And K-PAX. Oh well. ;-)